Some are smooth, if you are a hooch.
Some are silly.
Some are dorky.
Some are just plain retarded.
I have yet to see or hear a really good pick-up line.
(Unless it's something original which would mean it isn't a "line")
This lens is devoted to the worst.
The creme de la creme of crappy.
The macaroni and cheesiest.
The Worst. Pick-up line. Ever.
Contents at a Glance
What exactly is a pick up line?
A pick-up line (or chat-up line) is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging an unfamiliar person for humor, romance, or dating. Overt and sometimes humorous displays of romantic interest, pick-up lines advertise the wit of their speakers to their target listeners.
Pick-up lines range from straight forward conversation openers; at its simplest as "hi", going through the full range to the most elaborate attempts including humor such as "If you were Spock's phaser, you would be set to stun" or "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together". Also, they can be to flirt, such as "Do you have a map, because I keep getting lost in your eyes."
Different categories of pickup lines are commonly defined and popularly discussed e.g.
*Cocky & funny lines: This definition of pick up line was espoused by David DeAngelo, a well known dating coach. It is a form of merging an arrogant 'cocky' attitude and being funny into a single pick up line. He proposed this as the most effective way of engaging someones attention in a social situation.
*Opinion openers: These are a type of pick up line which is espoused most subtle. In stark contrast to the traditional pickup lines, but they serve the same purpose. They involve asking an opinion of the other person provoking a response aimed at an ongoing conversation.
And Now, The Worst Pick-up Line Ever.
"You do to my mind what White Castle does to my bowels, just running all day."
What do you think?
Here's where you can curry favor for your top pick, or support the current worst.
Is This the Worst Pickup Line Ever?
Fetching blurbs now... please stand byYes
AlexandraHubbard says:
After extensive research of some of the most mind-numbingly dumb pick-up lines, this one really stood out to be. It is long, awkward, dumb, and gross!
Posted February 15, 2009
No way!
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Think You Know a Worse Pick-up Line?
Back it up!
Post the worst pickupline you have ever heard. Put a description on why you think it should be the worst pickup line ever. Vote on the ones you see. If one beats the current champion by ten votes, It will take the crown from harold and kumar up there.
You do to my mind what White Castle does to my bowels, just running all day.
This perfect blend of sleaze and cheese, of cool a more...2 points
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine!
Obviously, this is a line used on women. It is a b more...1 point
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Do us all a favor,
Do a little reseach before trying that line
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- This is a good idea for a lens (5 stars). I added a pickup line that women probably hate. Thank you for visiting my lens on How To Survive The Recession.
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